Stephen: How did I get a hole in my pants? I wasn't even chewing on them.
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Alex (to Emma): Where did you learn the word vinegar?
Emma: Jesus.
(Pause and confusion)
Emma: They didn't like Him.
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Stephen (while watching the Olympics): Why are those boys doing ballet on the ice?
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Stephen (to Emma): Did you poop your pants?
Emma (with much disgust and a wrinkled nose): No, I farted.
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Mom: Emma, look it's snowing.
Emma: Oh no! Not again!
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